Yes the world revolves around me.
Mine’s a blanket. What the hell am i suppose to do with a fuckin blanket?? Suffocate the zombie?? Its already dead!!
hahahha im screwed
My guitar….I’d rather die then use it as a weapon…
My cup of coffee fucking great
an airfreshener. .. DIE ZOMBIIEEEEEE!! U shall have the smell of “morning freshness which has captured nature’s most...
Flimsy wooden chair… weak
A floorlamp. I could probably do a bit of damage with it.
MY TEDDY BEAR. FEAR HIS FLUFFINESS. rawwwrr
A…. wall fan. Seems legit
My Wife. That chick scares people.