Hail narcissism!

Yes the world revolves around me.

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  1. According to Blogthings, my sexual style is “perverted and rigid”.

    *insert constipated face*

    Am I the only one who thinks this is utterly redundant? I mean seriously! Unless it involves leather, a whip, furry pink handcuffs and a family member, there is no such thing as being perverted AND rigid!

    I know because I…

    *insert even more constipated face*

    On another note, Coke Light is my newest obsession. I am now drinking my 4th can of the day woohoo!!

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